{"id":597,"date":"2023-03-21T19:38:34","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T19:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/?p=597"},"modified":"2023-03-21T19:38:35","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T19:38:35","slug":"the-kitchens-beasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"The Kitchen\u2019s Beasts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every day, every time, every meal,<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Self-producing aliens are in my kitchen. Oh, my dear!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

They keep producing and producing, I feel<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Without feeling that they are too much to deal<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I try to ignore them and stop them in real<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

But their presence suffocates me and pollutes my air<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Dish soap is the chemo that I use to treat these tumors in my domicile<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

In Biology, I\u2019ve studied that Chemotherapy kills growing cells and combats cancer<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Maybe I need those chemicals to kill dishes for real<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

They neither reproduce sexually nor asexually, so their way is new and ideal<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m not crazy, mommy! The dishes are fast-self-reproducers, I\u2019m sincere!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dear scientists, just confess that they are reproducing<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Therefore, if they are breeding, biologists will approve that they are living<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Uhm, if you are asking about what kind of species would it be in classifying<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I would say it is dishes and utensils specie; the kitchen\u2019s beasts that are horrifying<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Please, don\u2019t say I\u2019m crazy; I\u2019m studying and proving what I\u2019m hypothesizing<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Am I crazy? No, I\u2019m not crazy YET.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Someone in the kitchen\u2019s sink is conspiring!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

**********************************************************\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

In fact, last night, I did my great scientific experience, which is my proof and my key.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

In biology, the professor taught us that in the dark, bacteria are free<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

So, I turned off the light and left some dishes on the sink\u2019s sea<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

They stayed there for the whole night; they were three<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

This morning, there were six, which means the double of three<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh! I\u2019m so sad; nobody believes me<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Doesn\u2019t six equal three plus three?<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure I\u2019m not yet crazy!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

No one understands my profound melancholy<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I say dishes are living, yes, they are living, I see<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

They seem too kind and quiet, I agree<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

They are quiet when they\u2019re clean but savage when they\u2019re dirty<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve seen them alive; they are alive in the sink\u2019s sea<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I always have to get to these dishes before they get to me<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

They keep attacking my clean sink and attacking me<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Dear scientists, I eavesdropped on their conversations secretly<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u202fI heard their commander\u2019s plea<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He was whistling in their happy little society<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

He was putting a plan to develop dishes\u2019 DNA<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

These cruel creatures are planning to reproduce faster than ever. Just believe me!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Soon, we will maybe compete with dishes in our society<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

If now they are cute and small, tomorrow they\u2019ll be the hugest at all<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Finally, I\u2019m just kidding. I get sometimes crazy; I know that dishes cannot be living!<\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every day, every time, every meal,\u00a0 Self-producing aliens are in my kitchen. Oh, my dear!\u00a0 They keep producing and producing, I feel\u00a0 Without feeling that they are too much to deal\u00a0 I try to ignore them and stop them in real\u00a0 But their presence suffocates me and pollutes my air\u00a0 Dish soap is the chemo … Continue reading “The Kitchen\u2019s Beasts”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_ppma_block_editor_authors":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"ppma_author":[6],"class_list":["post-597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"authors":[{"term_id":6,"user_id":5,"is_guest":0,"slug":"rimtouaghed04","display_name":"Rim Touaghed","avatar_url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/58e17d1118eae3b2c5859a39cbea129dc24e4ec758d883a03934593e02ba33d1?s=96&d=mm&r=g","author_category":"","user_url":"","last_name":"Touaghed","first_name":"Rim","job_title":"","description":""}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":598,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions\/598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=597"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trove.aui.ma\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fppma_author&post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}